Late! Late! For a very important date!

So I went to go pick up my friend the unemployed. And on the way I got stuck in a traffic jam, as there was an accident on the bridge. After it cleared I continued on my merry way, until I got slowed in another jam down by the river! This one didn't last long though and so I continued, once again, on my merry way. After I picked up Unemployed, we drove back in the direction I had came, and in so doing got stopped by a train! We would have got stopped again by the train, however some quick maneuvering allowed us to slip through 'un-noticed.' I think. So anyway, we hit one last jam right before the bridge, and then, when we had almost made it safely back, all of a sudden, a gigantic T-rex hopped out of nowhere and took a nice sized chunk out of my trunk!!!!!!!!!! And you know what he said? (Insert voice from 'The Robinsons' here). "I'm sorry, I was trying to cross the road and you were in my way! I have a big head and little arms, which did you think I was going to use??"

Yeah. Thats why we were late. :)